If you have blue eyes, you better start procreating with others of your kind before it’s too late. According to an article in the NY Times in 2006 (what the hell year is it anyway?), it states from U.S. Census Bureau, that blue eyes have now become increasingly rare among American children. It goes on to say that due to “immigration patterns, intermarriage, and genetics, all play a part in their steady decline.” The 2002 Loyola U study stated “about half of Americans born at the turn of the 20th century had blue eyes… by mid-century that number had dropped to a third” i.e. as of 2015, only 16.6% of American have blue eyes, and sounds like this number will be dropping rapidly.
See? Statistics don’t lie – jump on that fancy cell phone and start pawing through your little black book, make some booty calls, and explain the devastating future that lies ahead for your kind. That should be a sure fire way to get you a hooked up.

Blue eyes no lie: Goose
An American heritage and genetic line that lost its blue eyes?! Disastrous!!
Interesting post! Also wondering will blue eyes people around be ready for this procreation 😀 😛
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Everyone loves a surprise – so surprise a blue eyed person!
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Great idea. But it still making me smile big thinking the idea of surprising a blue eyed person with the end goal of procreation – basic instinct! 🙂 😛
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Oh, I wouldn’t lose sleep over it. Unless the genetics I learned about eye color are outdated (everything else is, so I can’t rule that out), they’re recessive, so they’ll show up as glittery surprises in all sorts of unlikely places. Sounds great to me.
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I don’t have blue eye but found it curious that (1) someone out ‘there’ is tracking such a thing and (2) what else is being tracked that I don’t know about – eek!
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